Grand Points Total:  13350

 


 

Items, Photos & Scores

 

    Sheet 1 Items

    Sheet 1 Completions

        Point Subtotal - 1550 points

 

    Sheet 2 Items

    Sheet 2 Completions

        Point Subtotal - 1600 points

 

    Sheet 3 Items

    Sheet 3 Completions

        Point Subtotal - 2100 points

 

Items & Photos Point Total - 5250 points

 


 

Essay Questions:

 

    Question 1)  Correct for 1000 points

        Q:  Explain to me the difference between dicks, pussies & assholes

        A:  (from Team America: World Police) Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes

 

 

   Question  2)  - Correct for 1000 points

        Q:  Create a caption worthy of the attached photo


               

        A:  Hey Tony!

 

 

    Question 3)  Contacted Mr. Pellegrino's voicemail & left a message for 1000 points

        Q:  Define DVDA and explain to Mike Pelligrino the mechanics behind it
        A: (from WikiPedia) DVDA stands for double vaginal, double anal, is a fictional group sex act taken from the movie Orgazmo, a cult-classic comedy film by Trey Parker.
        In the movie it is a hypothetical sexual position where two men penetrate the vagina, and another two men will penetrate the anus, of a single woman with their penises, simultaneously. Thus, this involves double vaginal penetration and double anal penetration occurring simultaneously to the same woman.
        However, in real life, this appears to be an anatomical impossibility, because of the spatial interference of any prospective male participants' pelvic bones.
 


    Question 4)  Correct for 1000 points

        Q: How much is freedom worth to folks like you and me…be prepared to answer & present

        A: (also from Team America: World Police) A buck 'o five

 

                   presented :   +

 

 

Essay Questions Point Total - 4000 points

 


 

Alcohol Consumption & Point Values

   

Point Value Each Consumed Liquor
     
    Boone's Farm (750 mL)
200 1      Blue Hawaiian
200 1      Blue Hawaiian
200 1      Blackberry Ridge
200 1      Melon Ball
200 1      Orange Hurricane
     
    DeKuyper Pucker (750 mL)
400 1      Cheri-Beri
400 1      Sour Apple
     
800 1 Jagermeister (750 mL)
     
100 15 Beer (individual cans or bottles)
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4100   Total Alcohol Points Awarded