Grand Points Total:  13800 points



Items, Photos & Scores


    Sheet 1 Items

    Sheet I Completions

        Point Subtotal - 2700


    Sheet 2 Items

    Sheet 2 Completions

        Point Subtotal - 2300


    Sheet 3 Items

    Sheet 3 Completions

        Point Subtotal - 2900


Items & Photos Point Total - 7900



Essay Questions:


    Question 1)  Correct for 1000 points

        Q:  Explain to me the difference between dicks, pussies & assholes

        A:  (from Team America: World Police) Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes



   Question  2)  - No Answer for 0 points

        Q:  Create a caption worthy of the attached photo


        A:  No Caption



    Question 3)  No attempt to contact Mr. Pellegrino for 0 points

        Q:  Define DVDA and explain to Mike Pelligrino the mechanics behind it
        A: (from WikiPedia) DVDA stands for double vaginal, double anal, is a fictional group sex act taken from the movie Orgazmo, a cult-classic comedy film by Trey Parker.
        In the movie it is a hypothetical sexual position where two men penetrate the vagina, and another two men will penetrate the anus, of a single woman with their penises, simultaneously. Thus, this involves double vaginal penetration and double anal penetration occurring simultaneously to the same woman.
        However, in real life, this appears to be an anatomical impossibility, because of the spatial interference of any prospective male participants' pelvic bones.  However, it can be done...tell Mike how

    Question 4)  Correct for 1000 points

        Q: How much is freedom worth to folks like you and me…be prepared to answer & present

        A: (also from Team America: World Police) A buck 'o five


                   presented :   +


Essay Question Point Total - 2000 points



Alcohol Consumption & Point Values


Point Value Each Consumed Liquor
    Boone's Farm (750 mL)
200 1      Blue Hawaiian
200 1      Blue Hawaiian
200 1      Blackberry Ridge
200 1      Melon Ball
200 1      Orange Hurricane
    DeKuyper Pucker (750 mL)
400 1      Cheri-Beri
400 1      Sour Apple
800 1 Jagermeister (750 mL)
100 13 Beer (individual cans or bottles)
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3900   Total Alcohol Points Awarded